TELEGRAM
WESTERN UNION
SHORT ON TIME.STOP.JUST BOOKED CHURCH.STOP.ELATED.STOP.CAPACITY IS “EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG”.STOP.ON TO THE RECEPTION SITE THIS AFTERNOON TO DISCUSS DETAILS.STOP.HAD TO SNEEZE.CAN’T STOP.TIME FOR A NYQUIL COCKTAIL.STOP.SNIFF SNIFF.THANK HEAVEN FOR PUFFS WITH ALOE.STOP.ALL MY BEST TO GEORGE AND THE CHILDREN, AMY.