The Proof Is In The Bumblebees
Greetings and Salutations, one and all!
It’s been a substantial amount of time since I’ve written a wedding update! My deepest and most humble apologies!
Wedding planning has been progressing both rapidly and hectically! I was cool, calm, and collected during the beginning stages of the planning, but as the date swiftly approaches with the speed of a bullet train, my “Zen” planning demeanor has ducked for cover, and my new theme song resembles “Flight Of The Bumblebee.”
Not only that, but I received a ransom note several weeks ago from April the 3rd stating that it was holding my brain hostage and I would periodically receive “proof of life” on an unpredictable basis. No such contact has been made and I’ve begun to given it up for lost. The upside to that is I’ve found a new friend in the website Etsy and am confidant that I can order a brain handmade to my own specifications for a very reasonable price with a minimal shipping fee, upgrades available. They better use a ginormous amount of bubble wrap, is all I have to say…
Due to the absence of my physical brain, and keeping in mind that the brain is 80% water, I’ve just decided to up my water intake to make up for the deficiency…(logically, this makes sense, however, don’t hover over that thought too long..the paths of my brain..well…before it was kidnapped by Easter Weekend, were a lengthy and treacherous labyrinth of chaotic logic and blissful contradictions.)
In spite of the meshugeh (A few scattered words in Yiddish are also located within the afor mentioned labyrinth) pace of our planning, things are coming together exceptionally well, and we can’t wait for the “big day” to arrive! We are counting down…some moreso than others, Josiah’s countdown clock being evidence of that (watching the seconds ticking away is extremely disconcerting given the amount of things still yet to be accomplished!), but at the end of the day, settling into my bed, a sigh of relief and blissful expectation for the years ahead is uttered, the bumblebees settle down, and I fall fast asleep-that’s all the proof of life needed for me-excitement and joy, hope and thankfulness…it only continues to get better from here
